May 2013
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
theninjapirate:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
this is what we need.
caitlynsfeels:
theanti90smovement:
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
comparingmeerkats:
marblefacade:
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he still hasnt won any oscars
the 5 stages of tumblr
stage 1: you will understand nothing, "wtf is this" will be a reoccurring thought
stage 2: once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
stage 3: probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the "real world".
stage 4: you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
stage 5: tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends.
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
witchpop:
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
cunttacular:
cali01:
cunttacular:
Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?
Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.
Mindfuck
chainedtocastiel:
why does supernatural happen to good people
me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
fuzzypops:
“don’t go on the computer when ur sick u need 2 relax”
computer too extreme
omg so exCITING
can’t relax on computer
no too intense
intEnSE COMPUTER
intense
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
crankkky:
crankkky:
IGNORE ME ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
[starts crying]
thequeenstons:
I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
(Shakira, Shakira)
Quizás era solo para conocernos, no para estar...
westbor0baptistchurch:
When you get overloaded with a bunch of stress coming out of nowhere.
Reasons to Date Me:
No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
